Vacation rentals in Patton

The Snow Globe*OffGrid DomeGLAMP*Adventurers Only

EXPERIENCE The Dome in the Woods • IMMERSE in complete silence with the absence of electricity: no hum or vibrations from this completely solar/propane fueled geodesic dome. NoAC • GLAMP in this OFF GRID ADVENTURE. 430 sq ft floor plan. 14 ft ceiling. 20 ft bay window with endless nature view at the foot of your bed. Lofted 7ft. • STARGAZE from the deck or fire pit • NESTLE in the romantic wooded nature of southeast MO. S of St Louis.N of Memphis • UNPLUG, UNWIND, RELAX. Adventure seekers only!

Spring Valley Ranch Rock House

This quaint farmhouse is located just off of MO Hwy 72 on a 62 acre farm nestled against the Castor River. Here you and your companion(s) can experience the quiet and relaxing life on a farm with plenty of adventure awaiting just around the bend. Sit and enjoy a sip of coffee or tea on the front porch while watching the cattle graze the pasture across the road next to a rustic white barn or venture about 3 miles to the largest privately owned lake in Madison County. Oh yes, enjoy your stay!

Cozy Country Cabin

Escape to a peaceful cabin on 5 wooded acres, tucked down a private lane with just one neighbor. Surrounded by nature, you may spot deer, turkeys, or even an eagle overhead. This cozy retreat offers true “middle of nowhere” serenity while still being conveniently located just 20–30 minutes from Perryville, Marble Hill, Fredericktown, and Jackson, with easy access to Hwy 72. Centrally situated for exploring the region, it’s the perfect rural getaway to relax, unwind, and reconnect with nature.

The Cottage, Rusted Route Farms

You won’t forget your time in this romantic, memorable place. The Cottage at Rusted Route Farms is a 1 bedroom beautiful suite on an old 10 acre farm history galore. A picturesque pond is settled next to The Market our onsite Restaurant that will be serving food and drinks to be ready on your arrival or for a certain time that you choose. The over 125 year old barn has been renovated to keep the history alive and is located here on site. This retreat is located right outside Cape Girardeau.

St Francis River: The Blue Yurt and Hot Tub

Let your adventure begin inside the tranquil experience of this 20 ft yurt. Don't let the space fool you, the uniquely curved walls give ample space for a romantic getaway or a relaxing time with friends. The clear dome top provides a magical viewing experience from the queen size bed. The yurt is nestled in the heart of the Ozark Mountains. The expansive, romantically lighted, wrap-around deck provides a panoramic view of the St. Francis River where you can immerse yourself in the hot tub.

Twisted Sassafras Treehouse

A custom-built treehouse located on 10 acres with a water view that you can take in from the hot tub on the deck! It is nestled high in the trees and is the perfect romantic getaway for two! Feel like you are away from it all without being away from it all! This treehouse is located on a county road just minutes from Cape Girardeau. Enjoy catch and release fishing on site, local wineries, shopping in historic downtown Cape Girardeau, local restaurants, gambling, historical sites & more!

The GooseNest • HOT TUB • Lake View

Enjoy a comfortable stay at this unique lakeside retreat. This home offers two bedrooms and one bathroom. Start your day with coffee and a view of the lake. You’ll stay a short drive from several surrounding conservation sites. Bring your fishing pole and kayak! End your day relaxing by the fire pit and watching the sunset on the lake. We now offer event rentals for elopements, small wedding receptions, and small family reunions up to 18 people for an additional fee (message for details).

Rustic reTREEt Treehouse Getaway

This treehouse features a gorgeous floor-to-ceiling stone indoor/outdoor fireplace, vaulted ceiling, and many large windows which provide natural light and beautiful views. The interior design fuses natural elements of wood and stone, with a more refined and polished urban country look. A partition wall creates intimate spaces w/in this large (950 sq.ft.) open floor plan. Highlights: king size bed, corner claw tub, rainfall shower, reading area, 65" TV, large deck,BBQ grill and WIFI.

Under the Stars - Farmhouse

Enjoy the tranquility of this modern farmhouse charmer! Custom built minutes from downtown Cape. Relax outside around the fire pit, roast marshmallows and watch the sunset. Finish the night with a long soak in the hot tub. Start the morning on the front porch rocking chairs and take in a sunrise. Open concept, fully equipped kitchen, 3 Bd. including King master/full bath, 2 Queens with full guest bath. Near Trail of Tears and walking distance to classic dive bar/burger joint

Tranquil, Spacious Retreat to Rest and Relax!

This Private Guest Suite is nestled on the lower level of the home and offers a peaceful setting with great charm in which to rest and relax during your travels. ✦Features....... ✦Just 4 min from I-55 ✦Queen-Size Bed with Memory Foam topper ✦Sofa-bed for additional sleeping ✦Peaceful, Outdoor Sitting Area with Gas Firepit ✦55" Roku TV w/ surround sound ✦55" Roku TV in Bedroom & Electric Fireplace ✦Located at the end of a private lane - NO through traffic ✦NO Steps! ✦Home Gym

Cabin on the farm

The Space Rustic charm meets the serene beauty of the Ozarks in this magical setting overlooking our farm, offering a perfect retreat for rest or a base camp for your next adventure. Inside, you'll find a cozy living space decorated with modern farmhouse charm, complete with a warm electric fireplace. Relax in the comfortable king-size bedroom after a day of exploring. The cottage also includes a well-appointed bathroom and a functional kitchenette for your convenience.

Modern Treehouse • Hot Tub • Private Escape

The TreeRise is a secluded luxury treehouse created for quiet moments and meaningful connection. Just 1 hour from St. Louis in Southeast Missouri and 20–35 minutes from hiking trails, wineries, and dining, this private forest retreat blends upscale comfort with nature. Thoughtfully equipped for rest, romance, and renewal, the TreeRise welcomes you to unplug, slow down, and reconnect—wrapped in trees, stillness, and intentional privacy.